Mine is pretty boring, a little stupid and a little paranoid. I am very weary of the internet and am always on my kids backs about never giving out their real name or address. So when I first came to kickas, before I got to know all you wonderful people, I was too afraid to tell you my real name(Simone) so I used my middle name Jayne. There is the paranoid part- and here is the stupid part of this- in my profile I used my real name, my age and I said where I lived, dah!!!!!!. So I used Jayne for no good reason and now it doesn't make sense in changing it, but most people know my real name is Simone.

Great post!!!