When I was much younger I did a lot of partying. Often I would come to work with a hangover and many times with no sleep. My co-workers would always say here comes ol Red Eye on those days because of my obvious red eyes. Well, my name is Fred and it didn't take long before they were saying here comes Fred-Eye. It stuck for over 30 years.
I'm really only 18 years old. I have 35 years experience at being 18 years old.