I love you guys. I was just shocked awake with a kicked-by-a-cow in the center of my back followed by anaconda-squeezing-my-innards. I imagine tomorrow morning when I wake up I will not feel like I was run over but rather like the-truck-parked-on-my-back-all-night.
There needs to be a full out list of these.
I started giggling after reading ilbcrzn’s go-into-shock-if-I-sneeze because I am guessing it is the fastest way to spot someone with AS. Watch them sneeze! I know when I feel a sneeze coming, I stop dead in my tracks, hold onto something and get into that funny ‘I think this will cause me the least amount of pain’ position


The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that
one comes from a strong will,
and the other from a strong won't. ~Henry Ward Beecher
Wishing you perseverance every day and obstinacy when you want to give up!