I have a few.

I-have-sore-spots-on-places-there-seems-to-be-no-muscles

(that actually hurt at light touch). Especially interesting when it's on the top of my head and it genuinenly feels like my hair hurts. I have no clue what the exlanation is, but we are well beyond the domain of tension headache, I can tell you that. (those have been a friend for years and years when stressed.)

Oh and I love the feeling of:

So-exhausted-I-feel-like-retiring-tomorrow-and-i'm-just-36.

Diagnosis:
Multiple Sclerosis
Psoriasis
Herniated disc L5/S1
Herniated disc C6/C7
bone marrow edema jaw joint
Vitamin D defficiency
Stomach ulcer