Dow,
I am just shot in the heart!
How emotional, that they wee after you. was it cause you made such a big splash? Or was it because it was perfect and they were sent by a non-union swimmer?
but my personal choice would have been to use a 380 semi, with a clip of jacketed bullets for deep water penetration!

If they miss, doesn't that hurt the cement floor???

You passed with flying colors, again!!!
your friend,
Old Lon