A non related , well, tenuously related to AS post.
I was thinking the other day, rare occurence these days, whilst Mig was yattering on about acronyms.............well it sort of occured to me straightaway..........
collective nouns for the AS enjoyer, you know, like...
a 'Pride' of lions
a 'parliament' of owls
a 'murder' of crows - unkindness of ravens and the like:
well I wondered what your collective nouns might be for all things AS>
I will have a go first if you permit:
1. A 'resentment' of bones
2. A con'fusion' of spines
3. A 'migster' of clots
4. A 'comedy' of kickers
anyway, just a thought, add yours if you like.
errrrr, a 'Katastrophe' of konnections
a "confusement" of inept will
a cacophony of pains
(I must go rest now after coming up with that bit of awesomeness.)
Brain too fried to come up with my own creations, but wanted to say that I'm loving a comedy of kickers.
Will mull,
J x
Oh my..lol it's too late for this I will come back tomorrow
But Im all for Mig...down with Alan..lol
I don't compute.
All I know is, a 'congress' of baboons. 'Nuff said.
Ahhh I needed a good giggle!
Oy - I do not yatter! I have never yattered.
You do just have to luv that Lisa girl!!
A lasciviousness of Lisa's
a deliciousness of Donettes, oh and errrr a.......
jauntiness of Jays
A herd of hurts
and
A flumox of flares
I was expecting an ineptitude of doctors, but perhaps that's speaking too highly of them (/me)?
A Prolapse of Pains
An Agony of ASKickers
A Mishmash of Symptoms
A Limp of Enthesiteses
A Lot of Appointments
A Rash of Dermatologists
A Swell of Inflamations
(A Collective of Nouns?)
A herd of hurts
and
A flumox of flares
My faves. Especially 'Herd of Hurts.'
Down with Alan. Up with Mig.
A gaggle of groans.
A multitude of moans.
A confusion of cramps.
A giggle of puns.
A largesse of laughs.
A fusion of SIs.
A frustration of doctors (??)
Warm hugs,
A resplendence of Rumbles
Noooooooooo
that would be an ineptitude of Wills
a desirability of doctors
a requirement of doctors
A thankfulness of doctors
a godsend of doctors
a bunch of grapes..........oooops that isnt original, I meant
a griminality of Migs
A soundness of Kats
a twenty two'th of Sues
well ok i admit it
A magnificence of Mig's.......................(not) ahaaaaaaaaaa
You're much too kind. Really felt quite heartwarmed by that.
An anarchy of Alans
A tyranny of threads
J x
What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? You come here often?
What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? You come here often?
"Hello pretty lady" (works best with Russian accent
) Normally you'll find me in the Sporting ASKickers forum, but if you're here, I'm sure you'll find that I'll be along soon.
A "senior moment" of Alan
A rumination of a rhuematologist (not AS but might be if it wasn't but is!!)
A myriad of MRIs
A calculation of calcifications
A boatload of bloodwork
A shortage of stretch
A stupefying sacroiliac
A failure of flexibility
"A shortage of stretch"
Says so much this one so I award it the collective noun:
Cornucopia of cups
errr
a malady of migs
ummmm
a maligness of errr........welll
errr
oh yes
a superbness of Stevec's (that should get me some cheap legal aid!
My dear, you seem to be experiencing a ... maladroitness of modality!
A bellowing of billiousness
A covert of (old) coots
An exaltation of larkishness
A skulk of foxiness
Back to things medical:
A plague of medications
A pod of podiatrists
A quiver of chiros
A morbidity of MDs (no offense Jeanna)
A prudence of rheumatologists
A school of ophthalmologists
Warm hugs,
"a shortage of stretch" had me guffawing in my own quiet kitchen this morning.
"an attache full of advice"
"a buxom box of bills"
Yep, the "shortage of stretch" says so much.
"A pillory of medicines"
"An intermesh of symptoms"
A surplus of starch
A clandestine klebsiella
A gutless gut
An iota of iodine
A slow 3-day fast
A dreadful diet
A chipless fish & chips
A determination o snowshoes!
wish could send you a large plate of salty fatty vinegar ridden chips............wow
skewering of the spine
purloined posture
misapproriated motion
hiatus of hope
and unfortunately
gnarled golfers.
but in the end it AS has offered one great benefit and that is an intorduction to this board and countless
Benevolent Battlers
Oh Steve, I think you just stole the cup from snowy
A Gnarlment of golfers. Oh delicious.
Although snowys Shortness was good too............ perhaps a tie then.........
A twisting of victims
how about....
a dastardly diet (no starch that is)
a warped spine (not mind)
Tim
But the alliteration only works with spelling...not with pronunciation. LOL.
A rumination of a rhuematologist (not AS but might be if it wasn't but is!!)
<snip>
A shortage of stretch
That is, if rheumatologists actually ruminate....methinks many of them do NOT.
Otherwise, quite nice...especially 'shortage of stretch.'
seems a vote required as to collective supremacy.
Is the champion......Snowy with her 'shortage of stretch'
or is it
Steve with his 'gnarlment of golfers'
or (just to toss in a curve ball-hope curve ball is the right way to say it - Steve's golf shots are often that, curved balls)!!
How about my own modest effort:
A grimness of Mig's.......yay
Favorites (tie):
Herd of Hurts (gbash)
Shortage of stretch (snowy)
Honorable mention to 'Magnificence of Mig' (ineptwill)
Shouldn't the second part be plural?
How about a Marvel of Migs?
(Or for Alan a Silly of Billies?)
A Fall of Snowshoes?
A Resonance of Rumbles?
A Choir of Angelmoms?
'A Choir of Angelmoms?????????????????'
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!
How about 'Blizzard of Snowshoes'?
ALAN! A griminality of WHOM????
Well. Right then, I have one for you, my dearest Pottiest of Clots.......
A Grievance of Alans! Although I do like Loz's creation... A Silly of Billies! <-- that is so You!
(Btw, it is no fair of you posting this fabulous thread whilst you knew I was tied up in the busiest of weeks. Not fair at all missing out on this! I love this thread!)
