Just catching up on this thread… too funny, the European sauna stories are spot on. The first time or two can be a real cultural shock. Eventually, you become desensitized to the ‘European’ ways.
I remember having the exact same discussion with a friend while on ski trip in Innsbruck years ago. This guy kept standing up and fanning the steam. The place was already rocking hot. I think it was a little of a ‘macho’ thing going on (how hot can you handle?). Personally, I’d prefer the female gyration story better.
Thanks for posting… I needed a break (and laugh). I’ll have to read the rest of this thread when I have more time. Also, I hope to hear more about the long term effects.