The intern tries to reach Level 4





Conga Rats, Doktor Mike!

1. Listen to the nurses

2. Avoid NICU as much as possible

3. Eat your vegetables

4. Did I say listen to the nurses?

Best of luck. I hope the Chief Resident is at least reasonable.

And remember...

Morning Report is only Morning Report, but a good cigar is a smoke!

Best regards,

the old fart