hahaha holy that had me laughing out loud. Thanks for that. Careful with that sort of advertising Chris. You might have ALOT of people running out there to get them for not-so-clinical reasons. lol And then you might have to wait even longer to get in for your permanent one.
If I could find something that would work for my shoulders, costochondritis, and my feet/heels right now, I'd be a happy camper. But I worry about my cuz more. She's in rough shape and way too young for going through what she is. The docs have basically abandoned her, and she lives on very heavy painkillers constantly. I'm guessing you can relate all too well. I sent her the links you posted, and I hope she looks into it.
Anyway, hang in there. I'll be hoping the process speeds up and you get in there soon.
