Hey Flyboy John,
Welcome to Literales, the world of the literalites. In this state, we find that even the likes of Lon (and most especially Lenny) can be seen beside themselves only after raising the bottom of several glasses of the finest Scotch. (Well maybe a lesser demon would work, but it wouldn't be as much fun and truly hasn't been tested nearly as much.) In this state, we also find that semi-trailer trucks have only 9 wheels, and those only on one side, which makes them travel down the road much like a bicycle. And they go only a very short distance since going down the road naturally precludes any movement up a hill. Also, in this state you will find, that cars park on parkways and drive on driveways, unlike our current reality.
I must admit that I have, on occasion, visited this state. My sons say I have been there more than I occasionally. They claim that I've been there so much that when I see the sign "Keep Door Closed" on a door, I have trouble proceeding. You know, they may be right.
You may know the late comedian, George Carlen. People think he died, but those of us who are in the know about Literales know he is now the Supreme Dictator for life of Literales, and refuses to be caught in a mirror or out of a mirror for that matter.
Heheheh
Dean
