Well unfortunately I was disqualified in the sidestroke event.
You see I trained for years with the U.S. navy seals who use a combat sidestroke technique. What a shame my stealth sidestroke was not acceptable to the IOC.
Ah well, see you all for the
2014 Winter Olympics
in Sochi,Russia.
Am currently in training for the snow angel event
...though training is delayed until the snow flies.
