B'rer Lon!

Welcome to the world of retirement!

Ahhh...the golden, er, pewter years...


I remember when I first retired, it was way back last century when we still used the wheel, and as I recall, the dollar was sound as a pound or Deutschemark.

Don't worry none; the gov'ment will take care o' Ya!

But all seriousness aside, Dear friend--hope You figure this through and don't get discouraged. What did I tell You years ago? Oh, yeah--I would NEVER hire You (or me, either), but there is always a bigger fool out there. And just look at all the jobs gumment is creatin'! You're bound to get one of them!

I have a third world country I've adopted...which half do You want??

TTFN
John