Those little grains just keep slipping through that hour-glass, don't they. Well my hope for you today is that a clump gets lodged in the neck for just a short while. Heck, just pour some durn beer in the thing, like the other John said, that ought to work nicely!
And I know it's hard to believe, but this redneck from Alabama is actually not a beer fan, but tonight's my bowling night, and when I have my weekly scotch and water at the alley, plese know that I will be raising a toast to my old pal far away!
Johnny
