Hopefully youare enjoying your day in proper fashion. If that is so then I wish the golf gods be good to you and I sit here in my dreary office and offer a pagan ceremonial golf sacrifice to you.
Uhhh...Ok. standing up, got to go over there, grab the office PW (pitch wedge)
*creak* rusty gate practice swing and now addressing the office ball
WOOOOOSHHHHH- crackle , clunk , shatter *glass raining down on secretaries.
There you go I just took out two flourescent bulbs and half a ceiling tile. Sure to bring luck to any golfer I wish to bestow it upon golfing today. My wish is that this ceremony brings you luck.
Gotta go and get the broom . HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
PS
Think I pointed this out at your birthday last year. I'm born on 8/11 and you obviously on 8/22
So does that mean you are twice as good as me, or am I # 1 two times over and you #2 two times over in a world of billions. In any case you'll when I think of you I'll always think of #2.


 

stevec-they also serve who stand and wait