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They Shark,
I's kan't beleive you didn't reckonize me. Thats me on the harley, but somebody dun went and stoled my shotgun, i got me one of dem new side arms that shoots bigO bullets and you kan shoot about 50 times fore you got to fine more of dem bullets to put in her. You just got to member not to put that pistol back in your overall pocket till you lets it cool down, i dun went and got me a bad burn on my buns and makes it kinda hard to set down now. Now you tell Lady Di i said HEY and pat them purty little yunguns on the head for me. Send Bruno on down, i gots me a new shine cooker and i know he would be wanting to taste my special concocksion. 1st batch was a little yellow, but i put a guard up where old red kant get close to it nomo. Hey can you send me 3 or 2 of dem pizza things like you sent me out in Lost Wages, ain't had no critter pizza since then. Guess i better go, got a date with my cuz Betty Joe, She be lookin hot these days.....I'll send you a picture ifin i can get her to put some clothes on......BBJ

Now Lord,
Yous nose if i was a imposer i might give out a receip or t 2, but since i ain't no imposer you isn't going to get it. You dun went a let my bud Loz get all tied down, i bet dat Doctor girl dun went and druged him. But then again as purty as she is it might be the utter wat around. She had to be on drugs to get hitched to LOZ. When i left i thought you said you would take care of thangs, looks like you dun went and left the gate open. All kinda stuff been going on whiles i was being gone. Anyhow i'm back to fix everythang. Got a run, me and cuz Betty Joe bees going skinny dippin. Dat maybe one of dem oxymorons dat lawyer boy up yonder always be talking about, cause Betty Joe far sure ain't skinny..........BBJ

Hey BBJ: Good to see posting again! I am glad to hear all is well. You could post a picture of your celebrex poster...Tom

Hiya Tom,
Man its good to be home. Hope everything is ggod with you. I would be affraid to post a picture right now, with alot of the new folks that don,t know me and i hadn't shaved in a year or so. I'll clean up one of these days and put my best overalls on then maybe we can get a picture on.......BBJ

Bein' born a Yankee but transplanted to the West plus being a bit dysfunctlic/ duslecksic whateverya call it I started reading this last night in much confusion as I could not figure out just who this Be A Mare Neck was and today in the light of the noontime sun (I see the light, I see the light, no more darkness, trouble or strife...) it occured to me that maybe it's BAMA Mare Neck. But I can't understand what stevec or Lord Simpo or anybody else who is speaking in this horse dialect is saying now either but they all seem really glad to see you so if you're a friend of theirs you're a friend of mine.

I thought it was bad transplanting, er, tantslating the Canadian into American English, Eh? but the BAMA dialect has just befuddled me. I may have to ask Tim if there is any supplement I could take to help. I did not anticipate this side effect from my meal choices.

Glad your water went under the bridge and not over it, that was just...too...much...water.

Hey, Young Feller:

Glad to see you back...recognized you by your new moniker.

Hang Tough,
John

BBJ!!!!!!!!!
Well son-of-a-gun (and all dem otha tins I can't figure howin t'say just rightly so).

Welcome back Bubba, you missed some, but you're good an' up t'date now. I reckon we should be openin' the best French poppin' beer just to be celebratin' your return. Yup.

Hiya Wind,
I'm a one of the old kickasers. I was kicking as back before color TV come out. I'm a guessin you will get the hang of redneck bama talk. My problem is i was a texan with a Alabama redneck draw so i learned to talk propper engish. I come along a dun teached sum of these goodO boys how now....If you see my farfightin cuz from yankee land he's de one dat still be learnin, he got hitched to his sister and me and her's got the same mama, but i think it was farfighters daddy dat dun been messin around over at mamas house...guess dat made usins cuzzins....Any o way, its nice meetin yawl ...BBJ

Hello John Boy,
How you been my buddy? Nice to see that alot of the old bunch is still here. Hope to make a gettogether one of these days, maybe meet up again.........BBJ

Mmmmm...cheese! Everytime I go to Chicago to see my boyfriend's family I see the sign to Wisconsin and say "can we go get some cheeeeese? Pleeeeaase?" I haven't learned to pout good enough though. Maybe someday I will have real cheese. He tells me I can just go to the store to get Wisconsin cheese but it's not the same darn it! Only one more obsessed with cheese than me is my weiner dog, Smokey (as in little smokies sausages.. cuz he's a weiner dog - people always ask me why the heck I call him smokey). The second he hears the wrapper of a Kraft single he comes running!