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sadly.. I am of the other persuasion.... things move slow down south and try to take up perminant residency... sigh....


~ Trudi: homeschooling mom to 6: 16,14,11,9,7, 6 mos


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Ohmygod, i love the racing description...I just busted a gut laughing at it! Thanks for that!





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Well, you know the story of the tortoise and the hare, yes?

Warm hugs,


Kat

A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
"Strictly Ballroom"

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Ohmygoodness Kat....you're too much!





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Well, you know the story of the tortoise and the hare, yes?

Warm hugs,




I guess my intestines are like my spine... no running allowed!


~ Trudi: homeschooling mom to 6: 16,14,11,9,7, 6 mos


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You know, it occurs to me that we could also enter into a ballroom dance world championship too! We could call our dance the turkey trots!

Kat wipes tears of laughter from her eyes and gets back to work.

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Kat

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"Strictly Ballroom"

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OH NO you DI'NT!!

I remember that old gradeschool song....


oh you're running into first
your pants are gonna burst
diarrhea.....* *
diarrhea ... * *

you're running into second
you need a disinfectant
diarrhea.....* *
diarrhea ... * *

you're running into third
you let a juicy turd
diarrhea.....* *
diarrhea ... * *

you're running into home
your pants is full of foam
diarrhea.....* *
diarrhea ... * *

..............

ok... so.. I sincerely apologize for remembering such a horrid song!!! so I thought i'd share with y'all!


~ Trudi: homeschooling mom to 6: 16,14,11,9,7, 6 mos


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In the last few months, it seems like new and distressing symptoms keep appearing. The latest is fecal incontinence in my sleep. My GI dr. and my GP have both told me that once it starts, there is no way to make it go away. So, now I wear pull-ups to bed. (Giving new meaning to the marketing phrase "I'm a big kid now"). Since then I have not let my boyfriend stay the night. I can't figure out at what point I should say "Excuse me while I slip into my diaper". Kind of kills the mood for me.

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oh ho man smile.......i go from not needing a JOBBIE to "GET OUT OF THE WAY DESPERATE MAN COMING THROUGH" all within the space of 3 seconds.dangerous way to live.

1/2 doz tenaman towels and you will be good to GO!
smile smile

John

ps if i were you i would consider changing your sig....."happy trails....."

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