Happy Birthday Loz.
# Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
# Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
# Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
# Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
# 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
# It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
# Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
# Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore
# Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
# Beer: Nature's laxative.
# Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!
# Beer is good food.
# Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
# If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...
# Draft beer, not people!
# My favorite black-and-tan is a "mother-in-law": a mixture of stout and bitter.
# If I saved all the money I've spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
Have a couple for me today

, but don't overdo it


Ian
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin 