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Actually, when Dorrit and I go out shopping together and we happen to pass a buxom young lady in tight blue jeans and I partially turn and look, Dorrit just looks at me and smiles and is probably thinking, "at least his eyes are still working OK".
Yup, woman are always looking for signs of life. Eye contact is a biggie! 
"The most beautiful stones have been tossed by the wind and washed by the waters and polished to brilliance by life's strongest storms."
