OK - On my quest to find out more information on the Star Trek Toilet situation, I came across some old classics.

The Star Trekkin Song
http://www.nf.au.dk/~startrek/sfaab/sounds/trekkin.wav
http://www.trekkieguy.com/misc/star_trekkin.mp3

Spock Answering Message
http://www.nf.au.dk/~startrek/sfaab/sounds/spockans.wav

Ever wonder what happened to Wesley Crusher
http://www.nf.au.dk/~startrek/sfaab/sounds/killwes.wav

Hope this cheers someone up.

Wayne