I emailed a very good friend off the board with the report too and he replied back with some great layman's terms for me. He said:
You're fine.
So that'll work for me. And just to reiterate, my AS related stuff is si & lumbar. That's where all of the magic is happening. Those reports are super easy to read. They say, "you're screwed."
This cervical / thoracic is all just fun bonus stuff. Sounds like when my pain is under control and I can work on my posture, I'll be fine, just fine.