To all you old folks who cain't keep up with us Southern Gals I say pbbblsssttt!

Top reasons heard so far why people cain't show at the Tejas Hoe down
1. You're old
2. You're a wimp
3. You are grounded
4. You have to work
5. Your back hurts
6. Your butt hurts
7. Your spouse's butt hurts
8. You are afraid you can't keep up
9. You heard the stories about Pete and don't want to chance an encounter
10. The "WILD" shell cracking at Joe's Crab Shack intimidates you

NONE OF THE ABOVE REASONS ARE GOOD ENOUGH!

Come on people we got part'in to do!

Tammy