Good one wally, the old ways are the best. Call it the ague and bring on the leeches & hey presto - the Bath Disability Index! - the pinnacle of knowledge!

This we prescribe though no physician . . .
Our doctors say this is no month to bleed. (Rich. II)


'Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on. 'I do,' Alice hastily replied; 'at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing , you know.' 'Not the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter.