Dear Jan
Nope. Couldn't understand a word of this post either, which may have been just as well.
Along with John's 'NSAIDS makes you stupid' can be added 'NSD destroys your sense of humour' (we're all learning so much aren't we). I take the occasional bowl of cereal to nullify the effect and lighten me up a little. In a severe case like yours, well, that may not be quite enough. In fact I'd recommend nothing but starch for a month.
I'll have to be careful what I say to people from your tribe. By the time I've offended everyone on this forum I may have to seek asylum over there.
Hugs and kisses
Wally